slump hump

When a male/female is in a sexual relationship 'slump' or dry spell, they 'hump' or have intercourse with someone below par.

Tim hasn't gotten laid in over a year, so he's going to slump hump that manish/overweight girl he met at the anti-war demonstration.

by Narbonne1944 July 29, 2012

slump mode

you initiate slump mode typically when you smoke indica or when you’re starting to come down from your high. you get hella tired and next thing you know it’s the next day and you wasted your high

friend 1: dude i’m on slump mode wake me up in 5 mins i’m gonna get a quick power nap in
friend 2: we all know you’re out ftd

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

Slumped nia

Chilled as fuck and a bitch

I’m a bitch when I’m slumped nia

by 628162ff June 21, 2018

Pump and slump

Wanking yourself to sleep leaving your load all over your stomach

Oh last night I was so tired, I had a pump and slump

by Pumper2000 September 22, 2023

Slump buster

When a person goes through a long period of not dating and the "Slump Buster" is the one who breaks the "slump".

Guy 1: That woman over there looks lonely.
Guy 2: Well, not anymore because I'm the slump buster!

by One off handle January 27, 2022

slump goggles

Refers to the clouded judgment of a man/woman in a slump, who, in their desire to break the slump, aim for something they're not going to get, when they really should just get themselves a slump buster.

Paul Rudd's character in '40 Year Old Virgin' was wearing slump goggles for most of the movie, especially in regards to his ex-girlfriend.

Joe: I think I really love Jen. Maybe she'll finally take me back.

Bill: Don't waste your time, because you're not going to get any. Take your slump goggles off and get yourself a fattie. It'll be good for you.

by homecomer October 18, 2009

Slump dumpster

When you bust your slump by getting with a girl who is a cum dumpster

That girl was a total slump dumpster. I had to take two showers afterwards but man did I miss having sex.

by Ruckus47408 July 13, 2015