samsung

unnecessary. stupid. worthless.

Player: I own a samsung
Me: Shut the fuck up you fat slag.

by I HATE SAMSUNGS May 23, 2023

Samsung Galaxy 2S Ultra 5G

Chicken Strips

I love my Samsung Galaxy 2S Ultra 5G Phone.

by jimmy_wimmy_bob_wob 2 June 19, 2023

Samsung energy

A person who radiates Samsung Energy is a person who acts as if they have a Samsung phone.

Oh my god, stop acting like you have Samsung Energy already!! You got the new iphone a few weeks ago!!

by tresLeches117 December 18, 2023

Samsung A53

A worse sequel of the A52 No headphone jack, worse CPU, just worse

It is still a good budget thing but samsung didnt use their brain making it

Its my daily driver

what: Hey, have you heard of Samsung A53
what2: What is it?
what3: oh the sequel samsung messed up very badly
what4: 5G is a joke and why did they remove headphone jack

by theawfulpersonthatsmellsbad January 6, 2023

Samsung loading noise

The noise you hear in your head when your brain disconnects from this dimension

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by The man in the walls August 5, 2023

Samsung

Noun. An application of Santorum upon lowly peons who work under the heels of the Great Korean Empire.

Wow, Allen really got the Samsung treatment from his manager! Poor guy. Eww, dude go shower.

by Montgomery Fudd January 30, 2021

samsung

A company that used to be good in the phone market but has now turned into Apple v2.0. And their fanboys keep worshipping them.

*Apple removes feature*
Samsung fanboy: you see this is why I hate Apple. They always remove good features and their consumers just buy into it anyways.
*Samsung removes same feature*
Samsung fanboy: I'm sure they had a good reason to remove that! I'm sure this change isn't just made to make me pay more money, Samsung would never do that, they aren't Apple. Plus no one even needs that feature anymore anyways, what are we living in the past?

by User2675588887 March 11, 2021