Sweden

A "country" in Northern Europe that everybody knows is just a wannabe Norway.

John: Yo, Juan! do you want to come to Sweden with me this summer?
Paul: Man hell no. Sweden is just a shittier version of Norway.
John: Oh shit really? Guess i'll book a trip to Norway instead. Thanks for telling me Paul.

by A Canadian Person October 20, 2022

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Sweden is the worst country to ever have existed. everyone from Sweden look identical, so it is really hard to remember who is who. Every time you go there, you throw up from just hearing the awful language. It also has a lot of terrorist attacks, so that's another big red flag. The country is shit and you should never go there. I hope it crumbles in corruption and over inflation. The Swedish krone should be worth even less then it already does. I hope it gets attacked by the rest of the world and that Norway will regain our lost lands.

"Sweden is so shit!"
"I hope Sweden burns to the ground!"

by kulim December 16, 2021

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the only good thing about it is that the creator of minecraft came from there

Also an awesome song from minecraft is called sweden

Gay ass bitch: I come from Sweden

Normal person: you're gay also you're country is gay. The only good thing to come out of your country is minecraft

by ButtholeTongueStuck July 15, 2021

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Milo From Sweden

Bit of a crackhead. Can be funny at times. Sometimes a bit annoying. For unknown reasons, has a bird costume in his wardrobe. Never been questioned. One time, he actually pulled girls using the costume on Omegle.
Sometimes he's a redneck and other times likes scamming innocent humans.

Claims he has a Microsoft 4k Microphone from Samsung.

His parents are Alec and Charlotte. Alec wishes he pulled out.

His uncle Kamil rejected the decision to adopt him. So Alec and Charlotte decided to dump him under the london bridge.

13 years later, they all met on Phasmophobia. Now they are a dysfunctional family.

Goes to get Milk while on a Discord call. Disappears for hours. Probably goes to Africa to get the milk.

Conclusion:
Complete nutter (Also Yodel Kid & Crackhead Kid)

"Hey did you hear from Milo From Sweden today?"
"Yeah, what a fucking donny"
"The adoption centre was closed so we had to keep the little shit"
"FUCK OFF MILO"
"YAAAA"

by 2 Concerned Guardians August 14, 2021

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Sweden is now giving themselves a hard time because other countries do after being the country that didn't give in to the mass panic other countries did give in to. They are now convincing themselves they did something wrong because they are outnumbered by countries that gave in to mass panic, and thought the Swedes should do the same.

It's no wonder Sweden is neutral, the way they let other countries push them around, from policy to everything else. If you're going to do something you might as well keep sticking with it. The economy isn't good anywhere, so of course it's not going to be good in Sweden either. They'll have to fight just like any other country to keep sticking with what they're doing. They don't think they are better than anyone.

by The Original Agahnim August 23, 2021

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