swab face

The reflex face that you make when you’re getting your oropharyngeal/nasopharyngeal swab, usually followed by a brief moment of sneezing, crying, coughing and/or gagging

I was so embarrassed of my swab face when I was swab-fucked this evening for the surveillance screening

by doctorryan27 July 5, 2021

Brown swabbing

The act of sneakingly inserting a cotton bud into your partners anus, then pulling it out and shoving it in their face.

This act was discovered deep within the caves of the Noble hill.

Brown Swabbing

"Check this out! I brown swabbed my missus last night"

by BrownKandy August 22, 2011

Dick swab

Person with cream coloured fungi on inside of bell end

He's a dick swab

by John Burroughs September 23, 2018

SWAB

Stoner with a boner.

Don’t get mad at your SWAB.

by MarkCody January 20, 2024

swabbing

The sexual act of shoving a Q-tip or any long cylinder up a erectile penis.

guy1: hey tony what did you do last night

guy2: I was swabbing myself all night

guy1: the fuck?

by lesd3w December 20, 2022

Swab gobbler

gobble on these nutz.

it means gobbler but cooler

damn swab gobbler here.

by swab gobbler September 27, 2022

Cotton Swab

a slur for white people

Shut up cotton swab!

by urlocalmexicanmom December 14, 2021