Sob cake

(Noun) a separate cake on your birthday made with the sole purpose of sobbing over and eating (usually with ones hands) as you think about how you’re another year older and still single.

“What flavor would you like your sob cake this year Laura?”

“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”

Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”

by Lauraflood5 November 13, 2017

*Sobs Uncontrollaby*

When your friend calls you poopie and it hurt you feelings on an xbox chat.

Ryan: your a poopy head

Me: *sobs uncontrollaby*

by CoolGuy565656 November 9, 2021

Sobbing Slapjack

When you TiVo the Humane Society commercial featuring Sarah McLaughlin and play it on loop while cranking it.

"For pennies a day, you could end this shame spiral of sobbing slapjacks AND animal euthanization. PENNIES. A. DAY."

by AardvarkParade July 12, 2012

hob-sobbing

An activity at a social event such as a cocktail party or Christmas party that centers on piteous complaining regarding the current troubling situation, in question,

After the layoffs were announced, the annual year-end party turned into an orgy of hob-sobbing"

by Larry the wordsmith May 17, 2023

SOB

Stand On Business. Depending on how it’s used determines if it’s stand, standing, or stood.

“That nigga Von sob 4 life”

by puremandingo124 March 15, 2023

brown sobbing tiger

A cocktail mixture made from saki, weed, and anti-depressants.

The bar sold a brown sobbing tiger to the homeless man

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023

SOB

Stand on bizzness

Thought I had to come to palm beach and SOB

by parkway._ January 30, 2023