Tiago Santos

Pesosa que sai sem mais nem menos de casa todo o santo dia e hora sem necessidade de tal nesta época pandemica.

O João decidiu ir à praia 5x durante uma semana - Logo o João é um Tiago Santos por ter saído tantas vezes à rua.

by tostaas July 21, 2020

oliver santos

biggest virgin man slag anyone’s ever met(but is also sexy)

he’s one of them oliver santos’

by lickyonmyblickyuh July 3, 2020

To go Santos on

To lie extremely

The republican party is about to go Santos on the nation.

by TheLiberalist January 18, 2023

I plead the Santos

Being protected from accusations because you can tell big whopper lies

If you feel that you are being challenged on your truthfulness just say that "I plead the Santos". This means your latest lies will protect you for another week or two .

by Laughs Along With Humans January 28, 2023

Santos

To represent oneself falsely; to pretend to be what one is not.

"Mike says he's a crack shot with a rifle, but I think he's Santosing."

by R. Daneel Olivaw February 2, 2023

Santos

To represent oneself falsely; to claim to be what one is not for purposes of self-enhancement.

"Mike claimed he was a crack shot with a rifle, but I suspect he was Santosing."

by R. Daneel Olivaw February 2, 2023

Neymar Da Silva Santos jr

Neymar is a 35 year old Brazilian soccer player who plays for Brazil and Paris-Saint-German. And was born on february 5 in mori das cruzes (ALSO CR7 BIRTHDAY ) Neymar also has a child named Davi Lucca. He also has lots of fans around the world , And his fandom name is "Neymarzete(s)''. He also speaks portuguese, french and English.

Neymar's nicknames : Ney, Ney Ney , Njr, Njr10, neymar jr, ney jr, menino (boy) ,handsome man and the 2nd goat

friend : oh, your watching psg vs _____ .
y/n: yeah...
Friend : wheres Neymar Da Silva Santos Jr ?
Y/n: right there next to messi and mbappe

by neywife February 2, 2023