Joseph James Rogan & Seth Aaron Rogan: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Joseph James Rogan & Seth Aaron Rogan: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

Joe Rogan DMT Cart

A vape pen with DMT that will make you trip maddd balls.

“Nigga must be smoking that Joe Rogan DMT cart again.”

by Markus Jahad June 17, 2024

Hoe Rogan

OK, let me break this down... Jordan Peterson has been lamenting the use of A.I. deep-fakes and how dangerous it could be and that it likely needs to be regulated... So Elon the retard does the actual thing.... That Jordan Peterson was worried about... And the politician says he's going regulated it... And now Elon the retard responds with 'Deez nutz' and that's... Good? Is Elon not doing the exact thing Jordan Peterson was worried about? And Gavin Newsom is doing the thing Jordan Peterson said needs to happen... But Elon sure is showing the guy who's doing the right thing (According to Jordan Peterson) who's... The real retard I guess... I mean.

Hym "What should the response be, Hoe Rogan? Is Jordan Peterson wrong about THAT EXACT THING being a problem or is Elon the retard right to be flippant about it? And how many kids to you want me to go for?"

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

Why make Joe Rogan an enemy

I'm pretty sure I commanded somebody to get the fuck over here... You tell him to get his bitch ass over here.

Hym "Joe Rogan? More like Hoe, um... Jogan? Right? Why make Joe Rogan an enemy? Because I told them to get over here and if I'm right about my alien abduction theory he literally can't, ya know... Do that... So yeah, HOOOOOOOE JOGAN!!"

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

Rogan

After Joe Rogan celebrated the return the R-word, claiming the world is somehow now a better place because you can say it— it just makes sense that the R word be adjusted to mean Rogan, because after all, that's kinda what people mean when we say it —slow, not so bright, easily manipulated— much more fitting. "Don't be such a f-ing Rogan."

Look at that f-ing Rogan over there, he’s trying to ‘push' on a ‘pull’ door.

That was so stupid bro. Don’t be such an f-ing Rogan.

That guy licking windows is total a Rogan.

He believed that Trump was going to eliminate income tax. LOL, what a Rogan!

by Crisp Bot Army May 8, 2025

Joe Rogan peanutbutter man-wich

When you believe it is a homosexual act to clean your anus after pooping and walk around with poo between your cheeks like the alpha you are

Whats that smell?
Oh, Tim is rocking a brutal Joe Rogan Peanutbutter man-wich after watching the podcast last week.

by anonymous May 25, 2025

Joe Rogan Doesn't Like Being Corrected

Ooooooooooohoho!

Hym "Joe Rogan Doesn't Like Being Corrected. He didn't catch a break or anything he worked suuuuper-duper hard. And his daughter's a fuckable now. Some of them. And the age difference between Joe Rogan and me is the same as the age difference between him and his wife!"

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025