Reet

Short for retard. Usually used as an insult, or to describe a dysfunction.

"Did you hear what John said yesterday?"
"Yeah, he is a fucking reet"

by Danni S November 27, 2017

Reet

The polite word for (retard)

Oh my god shes acting like a reet

by Gg panini July 12, 2021

Reet

The shortened version of the popular chip brand Doritos.

Those are some good Reets

by anonymous August 7, 2021

Reets

The shortened version of the popular chip brand Doritos.

Those are some good Reets

by anonymous August 7, 2021

Reet

To meet, greet, and read someone. Basically, it is an informal way to get to know someone you want to date. It's more formal than hanging out, but less so than an official date

Would you like to reet me for coffee in a few hours?

I would like to reet with you tomorrow.

by R.M.A.Kukowski November 25, 2011

Reet

Another word for dumbass or retard.

YOU REET! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!

by GAGNATION November 28, 2018

reet

a stupid person; dullard

Mack was a reet for letting any GoAnimate websites be retired forevermore on purpose. He will be grounded for 5 rockles. (5 rockles = 20 hours)

by forehard bill July 21, 2018