Cleetus Reaction

When regular food makes you bleed out the ass

My fucking god i just ate dinner and had an instant Cleetus Reaction

by Veronica Vaughan September 13, 2020

Counter reaction

When an old worn counter is sick of being the underdog.
A counter losing its cool.
If the counter is allergic to Eg. cheezels, then if the item is placed on the surface the counter may crack, sneeze or swell, hence creating a counter reaction.

Don’t put that on the bench! We don’t want another counter reaction!!

by Ninja-de-hissinyoface September 27, 2020

Cumulative Reaction

The reaction during a cumulative process when the nuclei in human semen merges with the other nuclei in human semen releasing a astronomical amount of heat which causes near by molecules to break down and merge with the semen which commences a powerful reaction that is so powerful it is relevant to the amount of power in a nuclear explosion.

Cumulative Reactions are very dangerous. Please talk to your doctor before you decimate your city!

by Bigboisoesthisstuff October 27, 2020

surprised/unexpected reaction

When you receive a text you weren't expecting, you have questions but dont want to directly ask them. You know what other person meant but youre surprised

*Have been texting for a while now..*
Guy: You're soo weird
Girl: uhh thanks?
Guy: In a good way you're unlike any other girl..:)
Girl: :)
Guy: :* (guy feels like if in person, he would make a move and kisses her)
Girl: ?.? (girl is surprised guy text kisses her , surprised/unexpected reaction , like WTF just happened)
Guy: :3 (Guy happy she was surprised)

by LolaBob December 4, 2012

"firehose" remark-reaction

Refers to the involuntary "geyser" of liquid/slurry that one produces when something funny/shocking is spoken in his presence while he's eating/drinking something, said utterance causes an "automatic" or "uncontrollable-on-short-notice" lung- expulsion from a laugh or cough, which in turn causes a forceful ejection of the mouth's contents which shoots out for several feet and disgustingly messes up anything (or anyONE) in its path.

A classic example of a "firehose" remark-reaction is when Jimmy Culp does an astonished "sploooot!" when he hears his name mentioned by Robert Stack on the Tonight Show immediately after taking a deep swig of beer.

by QuacksO February 21, 2019

Bowellergic Reaction

An upset stomach from bad food or irritable bowels syndrome. See Delhi belly.

I shouldn't have eaten the leftover food from Delhi Spice Explosion. I'm having a bowellergic reaction and may need to be in the bathroom for the next hour… or two.

by dixonkoontz August 20, 2018

me-jerk reaction

Reacting according to a certain habitual manner; unthinking:

a knee-jerk conservative.

When you talk about issues today, all you seem to hear is a me-jerk reaction.

by Chefspam May 31, 2018