Roommate Pizza

A pizza split directly in half, box and all, between two roommates

The roommate pizza truly embodies the roommate spirit of splitting everything right down the middle.

by RoomiePizza January 19, 2024

The roommate

Stick your wiener in a jar of peanut butter then receive a BJ. Afterwards leave the peanut butter on the counter for the roommate to eat never telling them what happened.

We performed the roommate last night, Jaxon enjoyed his sandwich.

by Redd1981 May 4, 2023

December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

by Remmerr November 27, 2023

Roommating

When the all the people in one room start fucking all the people in another room.

Sam and Ethan are a thing, Max and Marcy are a thing, if Nate started fucking the third roommate, then they would be roommating.

by nobroam October 23, 2019

Roommate

How historians refer to people like Sappho and Hercules

"Ah yes, these female roommates from 1890 who lived together for 60 years until they died, never married, and died shortly one after the other."

by 12.99 October 4, 2021

step roommate

Roommates that are roommates, but fuck

John: "Hey Sari, wanna hang out?"
Sarah: "No, let's fuck."
John: "Okay step roommate!"

by Munchie Sarah August 10, 2022

Roommate

A word for someone you snog, marry and have five children with, but only as a very drawn-out joke within an obviously platonic relationship.

Who's that woman? Just my roommate. Nothing to see here.

by GoofyHh August 24, 2022