Puzzled

The way people walk around in 2020 - walking.. starring as if nothing makes sense *almost looking constipated*

Boomer: Ron, Why do those young kids over there look like they just smoked purp skerp??
Ron: Nawh, thatsa just how they look nowadays - puzzled is what makes sense.
Boomer: Imagine?
Ron: 'Magin

by Workatrollics November 26, 2019

Eating the puzzle

Being intellectually challenged.

That dude must have been Eating the puzzle

by HoloG January 3, 2020

Nuzzle Puzzle

When two sexual partners cut out a square of their skin, cut the square into puzzle shapes, and sew them into each other’s skin while masturbating violently.

Yo me and Johnny boi were just doing the act nuzzle puzzle in the back room while Jim John Father Don was on break.

by Gangster Bacon 48 January 5, 2020

Pandemic Puzzle Dander

The annoying paper, cardboard or wood bits that accumulate on your game table or the floor when piecing together 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzles during pandemic "shelter in place" periods.

After you take a puzzle apart and return it to the box, please clean up the pandemic puzzle dander.

by JAKram May 11, 2020

Puzzles&Puppies

Similar to a coin star. When you put money in you get out a puzzle or a puppy!! 🐶🧩

stacy: I’m so bored

trey: do you want me to stop and get some puzzles&puppies for you on my way to the mall
stacy: YES! PLEASEEEE

by D.B thesaurus May 12, 2020

jigsaw puzzle

If anyone has ever watched the human centipede 1,2,3 you would see that having one human body sucking the asshole of another body and on their ass sucking the asshole of that person and so on and so fourth fitting each other like a jigsaw puzzle!

"You and your girlfriend have eaten each others butts?" "yea bro its called doing a jigsaw puzzle"

by webbe908 July 13, 2017

password puzzle

A conundrum for which there is no logical answer and defies common reasoning.

What's your problem? It's hard to explain, it's a password puzzle.

by rumplefuckinstiltskin June 15, 2016