Dalton Porter

Amazing person, with a great personality. Every girl crushes on you and so do gay guys. Has the biggest of all dicks and gives the best kisses.

Dalton Porter was amazing lastnight.

by Massive cok July 1, 2021

Porter Boy

A young male who is pimped out to elderly couples

Karol: When I was working in a hotel as a porter boy i met so many amazing elderly couples that I had sex with

by psymmetry January 5, 2022

Liam porter

Cool,smart, and amazing person that never gives up and thinks everyone is less cool because they are and he really appreciates NObody.

he is a person liam porter.

by Daquavion February 9, 2022

Gus Porter

A boy who once stuffed a mop in someone's face. And gave a Spanish cookbook to someone as a guide to learn Spanish. And is totally not constantly shipped with Mattholomule.

In all seriousness one of the top characters from the animated tv show "The Owl House".

Lad: "What's your favourite ship?"

Lass: "Gustholomule"
Lad: "Gus Porter should totally be with Mattholomule in canon."

by SDE Syndrome September 11, 2023

Porter Poop

-to take a shit in a porter potty

I had to go so bad i took a porter poop!

by cheeseanddijon June 2, 2010

Imogen Porter

A beautiful, hot and sexy girl.
Imogen Porters are one in a million, and are straight-A students.
If you manage to catch one, hold on tight!

Their weaknesses are chocolate and loneliness. NEVER tell an Imogen Porter she sucks, if you value your life.

awesome Imogen Porter

by Blooper64 December 9, 2013

Joe Porter

Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter

Guy 1: Have you heard of our lord and savior Joe Porter
Guy 2: Yeah he is my role model, he is soooo handsome. He just oozes masculine stuff
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 9, 2020