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Jamaican Pizzle

The act of stuffing your entire head inside your

own urethra.
"Did you hear Jimmy gave himself a Jamaican Pizzle?"
by Michael Mcnuggetfuqer August 21, 2019
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pooch pizzle

A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.
I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"

One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.
by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017
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pizzle lizard

A pizzle lizard is alot like a lot lizzard but is a female that can be found near a meth pipe or dope
Wow look at katlyn shes such a pizzle lizard
by Yamahatothegrave June 20, 2017
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Pizzle

The correct name for a Steer's penis is called a PIZZLE!!!
The horny steer sought out a female, smelled her from behind then mounted her and proceed to thrust his pizzle inside her!
by SummerNitez October 27, 2020
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pizzled

being so puzzled you piss yourself
i just pizzled myself”
happens to the best of us”
by snail.lord October 1, 2022
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Pizzle

When you are a pathetic loser of a principal and couldn’t find your way out of a wet paper bag with scissors in your hands
Damn, that Botox bitch is a pizzle for shizzle!
by Smsccp January 11, 2021
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pizzle offizzle

1:Wassup wit dat bitch, dawg?
2:That bizzle be pizzle tha nizzle offizle
by Holla! September 28, 2003
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