joseph petite

joseph petite is a friendly at that loves to eat pie. Joseph petite loves everyone and everything , his catchphrase is "sarah don't eat my noodles "

joseph petite is a friendly little fat fellow

by josephpetite April 20, 2020

Pulling a Petite

Releasing something and receiving a large sum of donations for said something, only to get depressed for a period of time and leaving with said money in which then spending it on 4 bottles of champagne and pouring said champagne over yourself like the filthy jew you are wheres my fucking 250$ you smelly cunt @petitebob#0001

see above for pulling a petite

by ExiledManagement February 24, 2020

Boner-petite

Ironic term used went you see a picture of food that isn't exactly enticing.

Look at this dead roadkill.
Boner-petite.

by HuuuuuuurdDik August 12, 2020

Giggle petitely

A term that describes a way of politely and delicately laughing after a joke.

His joke was kind of funny it made me giggle petitely

by 1427252 October 15, 2023

Petite balls

balls so small ants could lift them

my petite balls have depleted of all their liquids.

by retard-guy December 24, 2022

Petite Phobia

Fear or hatred of petite bodies.

I don’t like petite bodies. I have petite phobia.

by Roxanne Lemøns January 2, 2023

Petit Packer

A term for the racing community (more focused on drag racing) for a small car like a SMART Car or an old Mini Cooper that has a big-ass engine in it with more power than a man's balls after the month of November.

"Is that a Mini Cooper? Oh holy shit is that an Whipple-Powered LS Big Block?! That's one hell of a Petit Packer!"

by CuppedCereal September 2, 2023