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PERK OF THE JOB

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Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.

Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!
by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020
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Perk

A type of cometogethering...
by Imrighturnotwrong October 16, 2023
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Dayton perks

A ngga that eats moldy cheese and chips WTFF
he is a Dayton perks RUN
by Superkitty227 December 5, 2023
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Perk

a bitch, sherm, oh!! and a whore.🙂
by perkhater December 9, 2022
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geekin off the perks

When a person refers to themselves as "geekin off the perks" they are usually referring to being very studious like and nerdy looking while, simultaneously not losing all sens of their self worth. Similar to saying "off the perks" but more nuanced. Do not get these two phrases mixed up. When someone announces that they are "geekin off the perks" most of the time they haven't taken any drugs or they are still on the perks.
While me and my friends were talking in a group chat I kept getting the urge to spam them with a picture of one of our favorite twitch streamers. This behavior was out of place and threw the conversation off so I said "sorry guys, I am geekin off the perks" as an explanation for my previous behavior.
by Sir.silk August 25, 2023
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perk pussy

Perk pussy is when a female who is either on a perk.( word can be used for non users

like me too) gets so relaxed and horny she bendable and flexable for hours and she stay hot and wet..
My girls off a perk tonight so I know I'm getting me sum Perk pussy!
by Tsunade Nworb September 16, 2023
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central perk

Where the f.r.i.e.n.d.s hang out all of the time in the best tv show of all time. Where Rachel Green and Ross Geller have their first kiss.
Chandler: Hey Joey, wanna go hang out at central perk with pheebs, Rachel and Monica?
Joey: What about Ross?
Chandler: Oh yeah, forgot about him...
by DaRealBookworm April 15, 2020
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