mid off

a competition between two people that are both considered to be "mid" or below average.

girl 1: im way hotter than you
girl 2: bitch please get yo ugly ass outta here
me: nahhh this a whole mid off yall needa reevaluate yourselves....

by seayng November 20, 2022

chugging off

self gratification to dirty porn for distance

Last night I was chugging off to amateur milf porn and I shot my jizz 2 feet.

by TheChuggernaut July 27, 2015

Ryder off

To spontaneously retreat home, often citing outlandish and ridiculous reasons

"We had a great night planned, but Jeremy had to ryder off"

by DanAshmore July 6, 2012

Lezzin' It Off

When Girls commit any act of lesbianism!

Oh dear, Charlene and Her mate got so pissed yesterday, they started lezzin' it off! It was phat, they were scissoring and everything!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

off sum

to be under the influence of drugs or alcohol

Brad: aye bruh did you see that bit from the party the other day that hoe had to be off sum.

by Quann478 May 29, 2021

Flip Off

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How cool is this flip off?

by Nelson Cepeda September 17, 2006

pound off

Male masturbation. Popularized in the Christmas special of "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia."

"Sew me into the couch. I hide in there all the time to catch Charlie pound off."

by FlipFlipFlipadelphia March 15, 2010