kid._.from._.nowhere

An awesome ass tiktoker that likes homestuck which is a little scary but it’s okay. Xe have a cool ass haircut and make great cakes.

“Omg I love Neil Cicierega!”

“No- what have you done-“

“What”

“ kid._.from._.nowhere is coming... hide while you can *crying*”

I’m so sorry idk what this is ❤️

by antialexclub March 15, 2021

Fuck off nowhere

Somewhere far away from society

He lives in the middle of fuck off nowhere

by Bronana13 March 20, 2021

Butfuck nowhere

A place so remote there’s nothing to do BUT FUCK

She lives out in butfuck nowhere

by @dickdownevans March 28, 2021

In the middle of butt fuck nowhere

When one is in the middle of nowhere

I was walking in the field when I noticed I was in the middle of butt fuck nowhere

by Jungusboi December 7, 2024

Bum-fuck Nowhere

A scale mainly used in the New Zealand backcountry to describe the remoteness of a location. This tends to be calculated based on how long it’d take you to travel human powered with the gear you have to the nearest state/national highway.

Mate, this has to be at least a fuckin 9.6 on the Bum-fuck nowhere scale…

by Big O Dowie January 3, 2025

Bridge to nowhere

When you pitch a loaf so long, it touches both shorelines of the toilet.

That loaf was so long, a fly could walk across it and get to the other side of the toilet. Almost like a bridge to nowhere.

by Haywood9 July 6, 2025

Bumfuck Nowhere

"Bumfuck Nowhere" refers to a remote place, somewhere in the middle of nowhere, or a small town where almost nobody visits, so you see the same faces a lot, if any at all, depending on where you are.

"I had to go visit Terri in the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere. Why doesn't she just move to the big city already?"

"She's fucking crazy, don't you know? The bitch owns like 12 cats. She's the crazy cat lady who lives in the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere."

by FEBREEZEB1TCH3 December 23, 2025