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Mexican lawn mower

Where butt blockers fill the woman’s anus and then 3-4 business days later the man rips out of the butt blocker at full force caused a fountain of shit to flow from the woman
I’m going to give you a Mexican lawn mower now stop yelling no one is coming to save you
by We love human shit September 5, 2023
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lose a mower

losing a mowing in plants vs zombies is basically ego death because of how easy the game is, so losing a mower is ego death of the highest extreme.
" I'd rather die than lose a mower"
"Death or mower loss"
by Manmanmanman September 6, 2023
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Swamp Mower

What is a swamp mower? A swamp mower is an intense sexual experience. A swamp mower takes place when two consenting partners fill up one of their vaginas with vomit, feces, and piss. After you make your concoction you put anal beads inside and allow it to marinate for a week. After a week yank those beads out like you’re starting a lawn mower. Enjoy!!!
My boyfriend swamp mowered me so hard
by Swampmower February 29, 2024
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Polish Mower

Biting through granny's bush with your teeth
: I did a Polish Mower the other night, shit was crazy
: Leave me the fuck alone
by thneeed March 16, 2024
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ass mower

what you use to whoop someone's ass
spy:*pulls out da ass mower*
scout:oh shit *yeets into closet*
pyro:*has lamp shade over head*
by raybeez February 21, 2022
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