Mew mew

When that youtuber goes crazy over an imaginary cat

Mysticat doing a I make your stupid Minecraft ideas video, random commenter: Make mew mew. Mysticat: MEW MEWWWWW

by I am you jk no December 18, 2022

Matthew Mew

Matthew Mew (also known as The ManMountain, BigLadMatt, M&M_Cubes and many more) is a mythic, god-like, higher being that lives upon the rest of mankind.

He has a chiseled physique that even the Greek gods are jealous of. His humour is unmatched and he is omnibenevolent, omnipotent, omnipotence and all the other good omni...s.

Matthew Mew is 'built different' - The Bible of the ManMountain 1:6

Matthew Mew is the definition of masculinity.

He is so highly regarded by all beings that he is the only person whom has a sacred text worshipping him written by a collaboration of all gods known to man. (see below)

The Man Mountain that is Matthew Mew.

There is a man mountain of a man whom to see, many travel from afar,
For legends say this man mountain can open any lid from any jar.

And there was the man mountain of a man,

Either side were women cooling him with a fan.

His voice was deep and boomed across the valley,

His feats were famous and told but too many to talley.

"I am the King of Kings: Mighty and receives no hate",
And the people bow down not for his power but for his great.

His high fives create earthquakes,

Upon which the people would remember his enemies mortal fates.

This man mountain of a man was Matthew Mew.

All hail the ManMountain that rules over all,

The ManMountain that is king of Kings.
The ManMountains that is Matthew Mew.

by ManMountainMatthew November 22, 2021

Mew

A beautiful woman with the most beautiful smile. May be little shy when you first get to know her but she’s amazing. Knows the most random fact about random things. So smart and talented.

I love Mew

by Aknit November 21, 2021

Mewness

An intense moment of extreme stupidity, and or luridness.

Trying to be funny but failing in a spectacularly weird way.

Leave the mewness out of the chat.
What’s with all the mewness?

by It’sAbbas August 6, 2021

emo mew

Hey, emo mew
Hey, hey, hey, emo mew
Hey, emo mew
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Saw this mew at the mall last week
Got the kind of look to make me freak
That long ass hair with the coolest scarf
And those goggles and socks I wanna snarf
He looks so sick like he was dyin'
If I said he wasn't hot, then I'd be lyin'
Please, handsome, just be you
Come on, fuck me, emo mew
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Come on, fuck me, emo mew
Come on, fuck me, emo mew
Hey, emo mew
Hey, hey, hey, emo mew
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Guy 1: "Imagine if this was joke was funny."
Guy 2: "Emo mew is totally funny I swear."

by JohnMew August 10, 2021

Mew mew

Darcy Lewis’ name for Mjolnir (Thor’s Hammer)

Oh look it’s mew mew

by Lok1bae June 27, 2021

Mew's Middies Day

A National Holiday where we celebrate a Thai Treasure - Mew's Middies (MEW + TIDIES). First coming into the limelight
in August 2020, the start of 2021 was a dark time for the middie, with even social activists getting involved to
#FreeTheMiddie.
Finally around October 2021 our calls for more middies start to work with the imfamous "back on track' instagram posts,
leading up to the heart attack inducing 'check, check, check' post.

Bestie wake up, it's the 24th August and Mew's posted his middies to celebrate Mew's Middies Day

by Unicorn Moni August 24, 2022