Pre-mature E-flopulation

When playing Texas Hold-em, the dealer turns over the flop before everyone has bet.

Dude, I have not bet yet. That was such a pre-mature E-flopulation.

by TX-BWC August 19, 2010

Mature

Growing the fuck up

People need to be more mature

by Lil yaco October 14, 2020

mature sex

When a boy and a girl love each other very much and he sticks his lubricated pp into her wet kooter with the sole purpose of having a baby

The tiny-dick man preformed mature sex with his lover on the floor of an Arby's bathroom

by J$wagga November 13, 2017

False sense of maturity

Someone who thinks they've matured past their immature days, but in reality are just in another phase.

Bill stated that he was past his cringey phase, but in reality this was just a false sense of maturity

by Coonpuff May 6, 2018

mature hoof

An old aged vagina

I met an old lady on the train, she offered to show me her mature hoof.

by TellerOfTales January 28, 2017

Mature Cheddar

Mature cheddar is slang for "old money". If somebody inherited their fortune, they are classed as mature cheddar.

“How did you manage to buy half of Switzerland and a Gucci handbag?”
“I'm mature cheddar.”

by C L G July 4, 2021

Extra Mature Cheddar

Extra Mature Cheddar refers to 'old money' that has been in a family for a minimum of 6 years. If somebody's ancestors inherited the family fortune, they're classed as an extra mature cheddar family.

“How do all of his relatives own 6 Lamborghinis and 2 islands?”
“He's extra mature cheddar.”

by C L G July 4, 2021