Mathematics

The oldest form of torture mainly used against children. Mathematics (math, for short) is also the most hated thing on planet earth.

Student1: Hey, do you know what 43945456784862356489856*825764985:57382535 equals? I suck at Mathematics
Student2: *dies*

by Tetilosto October 31, 2023

Mathematical Remains

Math stuff we commented about, downloaded, posted, sold, or even stole online that linger in cyberspace long after our last heartbeat—the e-books, tweets, blog posts, articles, jokes, memes, NFTs, and the like.

How much mathematical remains or remnants would you have left behind after you’d journeyed to the other side of eternity?

by Numerati November 12, 2023

protestant mathematics

A collection of mathematical formulae which seem to be correct but they are not.

The formula (a + b)^2 = a^2 + b^2 is a typical case of protestant mathematics.

by Virasoro-Shapiro amplitude November 24, 2022

Mathematics

To get a girls number. Usually used in the early 2000's.

"Yo.. go get that girls mathematics for me."

by SangHa04 March 27, 2021

Mathematics

A word to make you sound smarter, much more smarter than all of the lesser people who say math.

Friend: Hey, do you have math class?
Me: You mean mathematics?
Friend: It's the same thing.
Me: No it's not.

by 11Roses April 7, 2021

Mathematics

A smarter way to express the word 'math'.

"I study mathematics so I can go somewhere in life".

by The smart view of slang words May 31, 2021

Mathematics

A smart way to express the word 'math'.

"I study mathematics so I can go somewhere in life".

by The smart view of slang words May 31, 2021