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Muhammad

To groom a 9 year old till she's the legal age and obsessed with you, then have your way with her
by GreasyDiddy October 14, 2025
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Muhammad

Known as "everybody's first name", Muhammad is a widely used name among Moslems, symbolizing unity and respect. It's often seen as a common thread that connects Moslem people, regardless of country of origin, making it a go-to name in Moslem communities.
At the family reunion, I swear half the guys were named Muhammad—it's like the ultimate name for bringing everyone together!
by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025
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Muhammad-Maxxing

The idea of trying to emulate or maximize oneself based on perceived traits or behaviors of the Prophet Muhammad in Islam.
Person A: I'm talking to little kids but I'm over 18.
Person B: Bro is Muhammad-Maxxing!
by thomasaquinas January 3, 2026
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Prophet Muhammad

Prophet Muhammad means a pedophile who forced a little girl to marry him and then raped her. Often worshiped by people like him and pray about him. Piss be upon him.

Image of Muhammad included.
Person 1: Hey dude, what's another name for a pedophile with 8 letters and starts with m?

Person 2: Muhammad

Person 1: Oh yeah, "prophet Muhammad". Muhammad dammit piss be upon him, you're right!
by Rusty Carrot March 2, 2025
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Muhammad dammit

Often used to express emotion about an imaginary person. Muhammad dammit means to say that something was funny, surprising, or crazy.
Person 1: *Drops a bucket of paint on third floor.*

Person 2: Muhammad dammit! Watch out, you almost dropped that on me!

Person 1: Hey, don't say that! That hurts my feelings! I'm gonna hit you because my "religion of peace" says to do it to non believers.

Person 2: I'd like to see you try.

Person 1: *Punches like a pussy ass little girl.*

Person 2: *Pimp slaps the cunt pedo worshiper.*

Person 3: Islamophobia!

Person 2: He tried to hit me first.

Person 3: It's his right you islamophobe! #freepaleshit

Person 2: SMH I'm sorry your parents dropped you when you were a baby.

Person 3: Duh I want to be like Muhammad. Where the kids at?
by Rusty Carrot March 2, 2025
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Muhammad Falah Ibrahim

Orang yang keren, ganteng, swag, mantep, dan keren(2) pokoknya gitu dah
Nama saya Muhammad Falah Ibrahim dari kelas XI MIPA 1
by Acong November 23, 2021
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Muhammad Faris

He is Muhammad Faris, The King!
Handsome, intelligent, a warrior is what comes to mind. He is successful in both worlds, and very humble. He can be silly and serious. He does not worry about blending with the crowd and does his own thing. He is trustworthy and never speaks a word that is not true.

He walks with such might that makes it hard to miss him.

Girls notice him, but he only has time and attention for the right one.
Muhammad Faris is one of the Abdullahi’s.
by RuAb November 23, 2021
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