Michael Motorcycle

A man who single handedly changed my point of view on life and the world with his music.

Have you heard that new song by Michael Motorcycle on YouTube and Spotify?! It was amazing, he made another great song.

by sexysisterfister February 2, 2023

Czechoslovakian motorcycle ride

Czechoslovakian motorcycle ride: while a girl gives you a blowjob, you are holding the hair on either side of her head, with your fingers intertwined into her hair. At random moments you hold her head down as far as she can manage, not letting her up until you feel a gentle tear landing on your lap, or other indicator that she’s had enough.

I was in bed with Irene last night, and I totally yanked her head down and gave her a Czechoslovakian motorcycle ride

by ButteCityGibbs December 24, 2023

new motorcycle order aka “NMO”

Originally started in 1998 at ProSource motorsports in yorkville Illinois. It consisted of all of the fastest motocross racers in the surrounding Chicagoland area. Anybody who was anybody wore the NMO flag. Its creator, Big daddy Baird passed away in 2021.
In 2023 the NMO flag was resurrected, and is now standing tall back in Yorkville Illinois.
Its new home GP Cyclesports has become the new home for all Motocross,Supercross Enduro, Hare scramble racers to call home.

GP Cycle Sport is home to all of the fastest racers in the Chicagoland area.

We’re part of the new motorcycle order aka “NMO”

by Moto man January 4, 2024

Eggplant Motorcycle

When you try to fuck someone but miss and they throw you out of bed into Poland

I can't believe it! I tried to fuck my wife and she hit me with the eggplant motorcycle!

by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023

Rebels motorcycle club

Homosexual social club

He did it in the ass at at rebels motorcycle club

by Regae12 August 5, 2023

Motorcycle Enthusiast

an MC. Usually outlaw or angel, sometimes something worse.

them: are you a 1% biker?
1% biker: no sir I'm a motorcycle ENTHUSIAST

by x24x Jay 3750 June 20, 2022

Motorcycle

The most thrill-seeking rides ever
Why I will and you should learn a motorcycle?
01. that car karen and her 5 kids use only goes 12.5km per liter
02. Motorcycles can get 30km (2.5x karen and her car) per liter
03. It helps with balancing
04. Drags a whole herd of sexy girls (BEST OF THEM ALL!!)
05. much cheaper than cars (get a decent one for $8K)
05. only reason ur mum dosnt want u to motorcycle is cuz shes a karen driving a 3 tun SUV while texting

Why drive a fucking car when you can be badass and use motorcycles.

by Knmagor October 31, 2022