mammoth detention

one detention after the other for different purposes

zimbardo : i didn’t do the homework due last night so now i have an after school detention

milgram : no way me too! but i forgot that we have a quiz today and i skipped the lesson

zimbardo : you realise you’re going to get another detention for that now, don’t you?

milgram : i hate mammoth detentions!!

by alevelpsychbeast June 18, 2022

Mammoth

A prehistoric version (dinosaur) of a Whale.

Whale:

"A person who spend incredible amount of money in gacha type games which makes him/her ultra powerful and godlike. Commonly used in many reddit mobile game /r."
But a prehistoric

Dinosaur:
"An old person living in a new world."

David Rockefeller is possibly the flushest mammoth.

Flush:
Someone who has loadsa money.

by Katharosis July 2, 2022

Wooley Mammoth

When your boy knits a condom, you shit in it and freeze it, then he uses it as a self made "brotisserie"

Jade took Joe's Wooley Mammoth like a pro

by Dr Flailgood November 5, 2021

Mammothic

Mammothic - An way of describing something as being large or great in quantity

Sorry, I received an absolutely mammothic amount of work which I have today, so I won't be able to come out.

by TheGifler May 23, 2021

Mammoth

An entity that is as old as time and provides quite the stylish winter coat. Large in size and extinct since the ice age.

"Yo, your mom looks like a mammoth."
"If only she was a little uglier I wouldn't have had to been born."

by Uncrowned King June 17, 2021

Swolly Mammoth

A man with a very voluptuous penis, swollen groin.

"Does anyone know Bill in Duluth, Mn?"..."Swolly Mammoth?"..."Yeah, I know him"

by Gagless Gaby August 1, 2025

Mammoth Meat

A game and social annoyance to try with coworkers on slow days or during lunch break. What meat would they eat? If they had a chance to try meat from a Wooly Mammoth, would they? If not what about a unicorn, or a blue whale, or a dinosaur, or a mermaid, or kraken. Get more and more outlandish until they yell at you

C: If wooly mammoths were brought back from extinction, would you eat mammoth meat?
A: No.
C: If unicorns existed, would you eat their meat?
A: No.
C: How about a blue whale?
A: I don’t like seafood
C: Mermaid?
A: I’m not a cannibal
C: The fish part.
A: No on seafood
C: Between that and Mammoth meat what would you have
A: Shut up

by anonymous August 23, 2025