Labia Leaver

A girl who ditches her friends every time she gets a new guy!
Male Version: Dick Ditcher

"That bitch finally earned the title labia leaver after the 3rd time she stopped talking to me when she found a new boyfriend."

by JAMISON75TX December 20, 2017

Lavender Labias

The female version of blue balls.

After our date I went home without getting any, I’ve got lavender labias now.

by Ladylavender April 17, 2020

labia ginorma

When the lips of your labia minora are the size of your labia majora, and you then have to call your labia majora, a labia ginorma. A "giant" labia majora.

" Man her vagina was so big I swear to god it looked like she had a labia ginorma"

by livDes June 15, 2017

midnight labia

The dark, damp, old penny tasting lady part that seems to not have been washed for days.

"I went to go down on Sue, but man she has such a bad case on Midnight Labia....it was like a mouthful of hot wet old pennies!"

by Hugaboom August 7, 2016

labia wrangler

Another word for a lesbian.

Dude that chick is a total labia wrangler

by Randawgniner June 19, 2021

labia length skirt

A very short skirt

She was wearing a labia length skirt

by Peak district walker September 26, 2012

Non-fistulous recto-vulval peumo labia

A unique sensation when a substantial fart that percolates from the anus, past the taint, and through the labial folds.

Going down on Josie is a thrill, when she resuscitates her crabs during Non-fistulous recto-vulval peumo labia, it's crunchy vibratory affair. It gives a whole new meaning to low country crab boil.

by Dick Examiner August 26, 2018