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dirty LP

the act of a short man screeming out "you just got gnomed" after having gay sex
guy 1: i can't believe he pulled a dirty LP in me
guy 2: damn, you just got gnomed
by dicktionary98 July 18, 2023
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qsawefdrthgyukjio;lp

This is when you are at the ultimate stage of boredom that you decide to write four letters in a criss cross of the first row and the second row of your keyboard repeatedly
you are bored so you typed qsawefdrthgyukjio;lp
by drago_washere September 19, 2023
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zsedcvgyhnjik,lp;/

alright alright, let me guess you did a zig zag through the keyboard after the 10th or 20th variation? well maybe instead of paying attention to this obscure urban dictionary page you can use that attention to the teacher giving the class. Well, I guess if you're here I'll tell you a story to keep you interested.

In a big word, there's another even smaller world. An egg is in the middle of a dense forest. A hungry caterpillar emerges in a spectacular show. Even right out of the egg he extremely hungry, she consumes anything he can get his hands on. After eating sticks, rocks, and dirt they gets a bad stomach ache. She decides to slow down for a while. Then, he finds a leaf that just so happen to drop down from a tall tree. after eating it, he started getting sleepy.... he crawls up to a branch and makes himself a cocoon! after many weeks of hard work in there he emerges out as a beautiful butterfly! AND THEN I STOMPED HIM TO DEATH IN AN INSTANT. TERRORIZED HIS HOME TOWN AND TORTURED HIS FAMILY AWWAAPUOWRAU.
jon: At this point I should stop... but let's see how many more urban dictionary pages were written!

jon: maybe zsedcvgyhnjik,lp;/ will work.

jack: you're going insane.
by myonic November 9, 2022
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hd lp

when needing assistance but don't know how to spell "help"
Hd lp, my foots asleep!
by Hd lp November 10, 2022
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LP

abbreviation

Loser Pays, Loser's Pay
LP is a prize/betting term used in games which refers to the agreement made by players before the start of play.
Usually the agreement is, Loser pay and the winner takes it all.
Shall I ask the new player in the club for a LP match this weekend?
by GyaanChand May 11, 2022
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qsawefdrthgyukjio;lp

When you are very bored and tryign to find new combinations on your keyboard.
Person 1: *types qsawefdrthgyukjio;lp*
Person 2: Wow! You must be very bored to type that.
by qsawefdrthgyukjio;lp March 28, 2022
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LP

"Late Post" for when a message is sent but due to lag or personal error it sends late in the conversation. Originated from the website Kugyay in 2007
A: "Oh I love Warriors!"
B: "Huh? We were talking about that an hour ago!"
A: "Oh chat refreshed, lp!"
by Alaricat April 1, 2021
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