kade

writing this bc all da otha 1s r FAKE.

anywayz, kade is a supa straight boy, brown hair, supa tall. he loves his gf and plays guitar. he loves deftones yet pulls? shoxkinf right.?.??. well kade can do it bc jes kade. kade is an amazing person who everyone shuld talk 2 bc he’s jus 2 good for this world.

“hey brah is that kade?.?.?.?!.!.??.”
“no wau dudw..,.,,.”
“hi its kade! >^< *lols in a funny way*”

by kade2fyaafireemojis April 25, 2023

Kade

Kade is such a cute girl and she is smart and funny and loves sushi and hates chinks.

Wow she’s so cute! I bet her name is Kade!

by anonymous September 28, 2023

Kade

Someone who I will pour my whole heart into and who I will love forever no matter what

Kade is an amazing human

by Potatoeeees May 1, 2022

Kade

A tall piece of shit. but in a loving way. He will fight for his friends and is low key a fag. Gets too attached to people he loves and eventually ends up driving them away bc he sucks. Dirty Blonde hair, blue-green eyes, smokes too much weed, talks shit on white people even tho he is white. Kade is a huge ass chismoso but is good at keeping secrets if u need him to. Sweet but a dick at the same time. Too dirty of a mind thats definitely lost him friends. He makes weird obscure references and has adhd to the extent that coffee calms him. Kades loyal to his partner no matter what bc he's been hurt before and wants to hold onto people he loves (ik its clingy don't make me say it) He also has an unhealthy amount of Oakland Athletics hats (idk why)

Person 1: Woah did u hear Kade hotboxed a room at the school?
Person 2: Yeah he won't stfu abt it sometimes I think he needs to chill with the stories cuz its to the point i think some of them fake

by THERINTHEROGUE May 4, 2022

Kade

massive horsecock

OH MY GOD BRO, THEIR SUCH A KADE!!!

by Vudoo_5 May 11, 2022

Kade

Kade is an awsome gay dude..... he LOVES seggs and to surprise the ladies, with seggs

Girl 1: oo that guys HOT do you think he would go out with me?
Girl 2:i don't know man, that guys a total Kade
Girl 1: yeaaa OH WAIT HE IS A KADE! imma get lucky tonight

by crazydemi January 2, 2022

Kade

The most attractive and amazing guy you’ll ever meet. Fluffy brunette hair and chocolate eyes, he is truly the ideal “love of my life”. He has the cutest artstyle and a cuter attitude. Hot personality and a hotter voice. He’s so kind and bubbly and full of respect. Very gay gay homosexual gay, and i love him for that. Super good at getting his partner excited but also super good at loving and caring for them. Will make your heart and knees weak

“Yo who got you smiling like that?”

“It was Kade. Thats it.”

by Valeixx_Dreamsonym November 20, 2022