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Jupiter

Someone who farts excessively e.g. a Gas giant
Damn, that girl won't stop farting. She's Jupiter.
by ***blegh*** October 15, 2023
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A mama with a husband named kyle <(=´∇`=)> , She is very cautious when masturbating. And she loves her kids very much, and she loves huggy wuggy rule 34. So lookout for a milf named Jupiter! 🥳
"Hey did you see Mama Jupiter's fat ass this morning??"

"Ofc bro! Shes the hottest mama in the world! I wonder how that stupid kyle bagged a wholesome milf! "
by Jupitertheworldsmama December 1, 2021
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Person one: Dude look how pretty she is!
person two: Wow, she’s a total Jupiter
by Ktg27 November 7, 2022
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Jupiter (name)

Usually is non binary or somewhere in the lgbt community. Great sense of humor they use to cope with trauma and will quickly get you attached. Jupiter makes it easy for you to open up but it’s hard to get them to open up because they’ve been hurt a lot. Jupiter is very protective and will always have your back although be aware if you betray them, you’ll regret it. Wonderful friends and even better partner; they may look innocent and sweet at first but behind the curtain is chaotic energy and insanity.
Random person: Just met Jupiter (name). They seem really sweet and kind.

Friend: Nah that’s just a mask. Jupiter is the most chaotic person I know.
by Lost_my_avacotos November 17, 2022
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The best planet in our solar system. It is 100x better than that flat planet Earth
Logan: Whats the best planet
Any Smart Person : Jupiter of course
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Where all of our wigs fly to when watching Raini Rodriguez
me: omg my wig flew to Jupiter!!11!!
friend: same
by getyourfingeroutofmyface March 24, 2022
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Where girls go to get stupider
Boys go to college to get more knowledge, Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider
by Sir Fucker of Buttland March 31, 2022
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