Jupiter

The planet that thinks the solar system revolves around it, the one that thinks it's bigger than the sun, and that bigger is better.

Jupiter seems like the planet of arrogance.

by Solid Mantis May 1, 2021

Jupiter

The most beautiful girl you’ll ever see

Person one: Dude look how pretty she is!
person two: Wow, she’s a total Jupiter

by Ktg27 November 7, 2022

Jupiter (name)

Usually is non binary or somewhere in the lgbt community. Great sense of humor they use to cope with trauma and will quickly get you attached. Jupiter makes it easy for you to open up but it’s hard to get them to open up because they’ve been hurt a lot. Jupiter is very protective and will always have your back although be aware if you betray them, you’ll regret it. Wonderful friends and even better partner; they may look innocent and sweet at first but behind the curtain is chaotic energy and insanity.

Random person: Just met Jupiter (name). They seem really sweet and kind.

Friend: Nah that’s just a mask. Jupiter is the most chaotic person I know.

by Lost_my_avacotos November 17, 2022

Jupiter

Where girls go to get stupider

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider

by Sir Fucker of Buttland March 31, 2022

Jupiter

The world’s most unequivocally shredded and large-dicked man to ever graze the surface of this planet we inhabit. He carries a soft and welcoming grin, and is musically inclined. Since the very instant he exited his mother’s uterus, he was instantly the most sacredly preciously sexually attracting man. If a pedophile were to become horny upon Jupiter’s gaze, he or she would be acquitted of any charge concerning sexual misconduct with a minor, due to the court’s understanding of jupiter’s beauty. His hair is fluffier than wild moss on a dewy summer dawn. His name is incredibly accurate, meaning large, and it’s uniqueness parallels his personality.

Much his planet counterpart, Jupiter is the biggest, male genatalia wise.

by Guillame April 8, 2022

Jupiter Casinelli

a very awesome person (a non gendered name) who is cery caring and compassionate. AMAZING at making kandi, and such a hard worker. mental health can be a struggle for this person but they are never a burden. it has the lovliest smile and the best hair that anyone has seen. dont get me started on their sense of style- this person can be gushed about for ages but we dont have the time so in conclusion, truly the most amazing person, friend and family member to have.

“damn, jupiter casinelli is so fucking cool, i wish i could be more like them!”

by EnokeTheGoblin November 13, 2021

Jupiter Casinelli

the most amazing person on this planet. name has no gender and should never be affiliated with such. this person has the best style and is an expert at making “kandi” and an absolutely wonderful friend. they tend to push aside their own feelings to help others which can be detrimental to its mental health but it always seems to pull through. anyone who meets them falls in love with their personality, never wanting to leave its side. they are a hard worker and have the most excellent sense of style, preferring to be well dressed on days that they can afford to, but nonetheless look amazing no matter what it is wearing. they can be gushed about for ages and never be beat. they make kandi at YourKandiMom and sell them for great prices, using the funds for more kandi and living easier than their already stressful life (which they deal with like a BOSS btw) but we cant type anymore so we’ll leave it at this- they are simply the most amazing friend, family member and/or moirail anyone could have. we love Jupiter Casinelli!

“damn, Jupiter Casinelli has the best outfits!”

by EnokeTheGoblin November 13, 2021