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"Jordan is a phenomenal actor!"

Guy 1: "The actor in that film was phenomenal!"

Guy 2: "Must have been Jordan. Because Jordan is a phenomenal actor!"
by Maelstrom1243456 January 4, 2010
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The most amazing guy on the face of the earth . The guy that I've fallen deeply in love with. He's sweet, kind, heartfelt, amazing, and sensitive. He's always there for me and I can depend on him. My everything. The best boyfriend a girl could have. Cute, has an amazing body. I'm so lucky to have a Jordan
Girl 1- See That Guy Over There, Holding That Girl's Hand ?
Girl 2- Yeah ?
Girl 1- She's Pretty Lucky, Cause That's A Jordan.
by timetofakeasmileee June 28, 2011
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LAZIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.WHEN YOU TALK TO HIM HE GIVES NO RESPONSE.TALKING TO HIM IS LIKE TALKING TO A BRICK WALL.
"JORDAN IS SO STUPID"
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A fucking Alpha male! Do not fuck with this person! He is just a fucking tank! His cock is huge!
"Jordan is so fucking amazing holy shit "
by AgentOnion March 2, 2019
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An actual sick lad and does the mad skids. A very tall boi at 5”9 so don’t fuck with him. Gets this bread and noscopes all the n00bs that can’t 420 blaze it.
Dude 1:

Jordan: What up my dank bros let’s get this bread 🤠
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GIRL:
A fucking ho. She’s super hot and has had tits since fourth grade. She shakes her giant ass when she walks and every guy has a thing for her...even her relatives. She’s beautiful and rich and has a posse of D-cup friends who claim she’s really sweet. Deep down she’s a bitch.
Guy 1: “Dude look it’s Jordan! I’m getting a boner already!”
Guy 2: “Isn’t she your cousin?”
by SO HO December 26, 2018
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Jordan is a really confuzzling guy who can't make up his mind when it comes to feelings. He leads you on just to leave you on read while he chases an ex girlfriend. He's hot, tall, has brown hair, and has beautiful hazel eyes. But don't let him fool you, he will ignore you completely after talking to you for two days.
1. Don't be a Jordan and text your girl
2. That guy is a Jordan, he leads you on then ditches you
3. Jordan is always playing with your feelings
by Jordans_biggest_regret June 24, 2018
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