Hancocked

A person or thing completely inept at their job

"England matt hancocked their performance against germany"

"Oh my god I have absolutely hancocked my tea"

"I didnt order enough PPE I'm such a matt hancock"

"Kids stop doing that before you completely matt hancock it"

"I've just done a proper matt hancock at work"

"This new watch I've just bought is matt hancocked"

by King Quarmby June 28, 2021

to hancock

The act of filming a cheating spouse having some kind of intimacy with his/her/it lover.

"You were hanckoded last night with that video on facebook!"
"I saw someone hancocking you on that balcony..."
"I'm trying to hancock Johny over there. Her wife Brenda won't like it..."

by MaiaMan June 28, 2021

Hops like Hancock

V. To jump at a whole new level.

Adj. A phrase used to describe when one jumps at a monstrous height.

Interj. An expression used when one is very impressed.

1. "Bro, I'm 'bout to hop like Hancock."

2. "Bro, he's got hops like Hancock."

3. "Holly hops like Hancock, bro!"

by it's kind of obvious April 21, 2012

pulled a Hancock

This phrase originated when my daughter an I saw the movie Hancock starring Will Smith. The movie is progressing nicely, and inspiring great laughs, when all-of-a-sudden like, the movie goes sideways and there's Egyptian gods and dichotomous entities and other crazy crap.

Thus was coined, the phrase, "...pulled a Hancock"

Which essentially means that everything was great until the writers and/or directors went bat-crap-crazy and sent the story sideways into ludicrous land.

The point in the movie Hancock when Charlize Theron is suddenly some kind of Egyptian god bound to Hancock - this is the point when the story "pulled a Hancock" - and sends him flying out the house (flying as in flung, not of his own volition).

by ThePhyxr January 3, 2012

rebekah hancock

An alternative term for a cornish pikey

hey, look at that girl stealing road signs! Dirty rebekah Hancock!

by lepriconor August 23, 2011

Katie Hancock

A Katie Hancock is a very special, unique and genuine girl, she is strong, resilient, beautiful, happy and positive. To even look at a Katie Hancock you will strike you with happiness and joy. Whenever you hear her sing her voice lights up the room and melts the hearts of every surrounding person. She is so delightful and her beautifully bright eyes are similar to something out of a storybook and her long tassels of hair are similar to silk. Anyone who has the pleasure of meeting a Katie Hancock is the luckiest alive. She is someone unforgettable so make sure to grab hold and never let go to your friendship as the best times are yet to come!

She was stood there, being herself and no one or nothing could stop her as she was a Katie Hancock

by NamelyDefinitions November 16, 2018

John Hancock

A man who masturbates on the toilet

Girl1: my boyfriend hasn't had sex for awhile and he has been in the bathroom more often
Girl2: mm gurl yo man is either a John Hancock or he cheaten On u

by C0mm0n s3ns3 July 23, 2018