Hams

Legs with THICK thighs that taper to tiny ankles.

After a workout Henry's legs were so swollen they looked like hams. /or/ Damn those hams! Gorgeous ✨️

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

the ham

Use like "the man", as in "you da man!". Also applies to objects.

you did it! you are The Ham!

how's your beer? it's The Ham.

by TreeWeezel December 5, 2011

Ham

Vagina, fanny, ladybits, cunt, twat, fadge, flange, beef curtains, hairy axe wound, fifi, minnie, minge.

Would you like to touch my ham?
I've got ham on the brain.
Dude, where's my ham??
Ham on the bone.
Hmm, my hams a bit sweaty.

by Chalise and Charlotte March 13, 2009

hamming

The act of pressing ones naked ass into anothers face while they are asleep or being held down. Meant to degrade or offend the hammed individual. Very effective.

Hey, we're hamming Tom tonight.

by Vlade October 26, 2005

Ham

When you rub your ass cheeks on a person sleeping.

Duded you just got hammed.

by majiggin May 19, 2011

Ham

Home and Masturbate

I'm about to go HAM

by Hazel Eyes April 8, 2015

Ham

Ham

Lindsay: “Ham?”
Jake: “Ham!”
Jared: “Ham.”

by Ham.Ham.Ham. December 10, 2018