Goomba

Someone that's really stupid or dumb

Guy 1: YO GURL IZ A GOOMBA!
Guy 2: DON'T YOU TALK BOUT MAH LADY DAT WAY.

by ITZYOGURLKHIZZZZZY January 26, 2012

Goomba

A common but all powerful mushroom shaped species In the Super Mario universe.

“ALL HAIL KING GOOMBA👑👑”

by King goomba January 18, 2023

Goomba

A name Ken Carson, a member of the rap collective opium is commonly referred to as.

"yo dude, have you heard the new song Goomba released last night?"

"yea, it went harder den a mug"

by undergroundhiphoprobot January 5, 2023

Goomba

Someone or something described as weird, scary, different, or out of place; used as a term for someone also described as a Goonie or goober.

Guy 1: You know that Adam Spangler guy?

Guy 2: Yeah

Guy 1: He’s such a goomba.

by Major0Zero May 8, 2023

Somebody has to be the goombas

When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies

AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out

John: I only have 2 tickets

Larry: Well I asked to go first

Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas

by I didn’t order a creeper November 27, 2020

Somebody has to be the goombas

When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies

AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out

John: I only have 2 tickets

Larry: Well I asked to go first

Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas

by I didn’t order a creeper November 27, 2020

goomba

Apartheid-era ghetto slang term used by black South Africans to refer to a van, a "Hippo" armored personnel carrier, or other vehicle of the South African National Police (or South African Defense Force) -- most especially in connection with "goombas" used to support white police seizing and terrorizing blacks. Also, often a term used by blacks to refer to the police themselves.

"Watch out! There is goomba coming up the road. You should get off the street."

by Listener JWG December 31, 2020