Geese

Monsters that deserve to die. Don't mistake them for ducks or swans. They can attacc not protecc and they may bite your bacc. They are dangerous and should be avoided/killed at all costs.

Family has a nice day at Park
Geese arrive
Family - Oh no! We're doomed!

5 minutes later

Family murdered blood all over with bloody footprints of some evil birds.

by LizardWizard801 March 2, 2020

geese

an african american from the hood who reverts to panhandling in his new suburban surroundings, all the while playing the race card

what's up with that brothah? ...last night he hit me up at the bar for drinks, and food...I can't shake this guy, or any money out of his wallet...

I told you to not feed the geese.

by laslo January 16, 2013

Geeses

Multiple gooses

There were many geeses in the room.

by anonymous January 17, 2023

I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.

Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.

by QuacksO December 30, 2022

Porch of Geese

A line from family guy

Porch of Geese "Thats what i though a portugese was!"

by WinnieLemon September 9, 2022

geese

rich people, especially high school students, that migrate down to florida for their school breaks (fall, winter, SPRING) because they can afford it.

“why is everyone on my snap map on their way to florida?”
“man idk, we live in a city full of geese”

by znoopdizzle April 1, 2022

Geese

Big Titty Goth Girls

There are some nice Geese over there

by bigbigbigbgbibggigbg April 7, 2022