Electronic Arts

A laughing stock company that places shitty microtransactions into video games.

"Hey wanna play Battlefront 2?"
"Nah, Electronic Arts ruined it"

by RickyMcRicky April 13, 2020

Electronic Arts

Electronic Arts (AKA: EA) is a game developing company that charges for anything you do in said game.

You can do fuck all and have it go "tHaT'lL bE $67.99"

"I like Electronic Arts"

"Then I guess you like wiping your ass with dollar bills, you asshole."

by DDOM April 30, 2020

Electronic Arts

A video game company that lacks the

"Technology" to support their newest battlefield game but yet still supports

Loot boxes

Electronic arts noun "We dont have the technology to keep supporting battlefield 5 but you can still

Buy loot boxes tho"

by Mildman May 21, 2020

electronic organ

n.) When your heart is manufactured by the 99 cent store in your area, it is an electronic organ.

n.) When your science teacher fucks up and means organism, or when Google Autocorrect fucks up.

Karen placed an order for a drum set priced at $979.99 and an electronic organ for $1754.49 at the 99 cent store.

by Humanish September 30, 2020

electronic interruptis

While participating in a sexual act your phone rings or indicates a text or an email and you feel compelled to stop what you're doing and Respond

My lady and I were doing the nasty when we were assulted by electronic interruptis by his mother---in which i felt the need to stop fucking her to answer the text.

by Indabutt September 23, 2017

Electronic Artsed

When a website or game that was previously free now makes you pay to use it. This most commonly happens if that website or company was previously purchased by another company or the original developer has too much of their audience using their site or game for free and isn't meeting their revenue goals.

Scenario 1:
Kyle: Hey, want to create some new applets on IFTTT?
Chris: Yeah, we haven't used it in a while.
(checks site, sees user must have subscription to create more applets)
Kyle: What in the - you now have to pay to create more applets!?
Chris: Looks like IFTTT got electronic artsed.

Scenario 2:
Kyle: Did you hear Elon Mollusk bought Twitter?
Chris: Yeah. At least we can still promote our tweets.
Kyle: Sure thing, let me try-
(sees user must have Twitter Blue to promote tweets)
Chris: No way! You have to subscribe to Twitter Blue to promote tweets now?
Kyle: Crap. That's what happens when a company gets electronic artsed.

by The Real Driller May 21, 2023

electronic relatives

A term used for relatives with whom you exchange texts or emails but whom you generally do not see for in-person visits.

I am in close touch with my extended family back East, I refer to them as my electronic relatives.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2023