When a white man goes to Kenya to see a girl he met online. She and her family beat and kick him until he is motionless on the ground, curled in the fetal position. Then, all of her boyfriends stand over him and jerk off, covering his pale body with their semen, which leaves him looking like a buttered croissant.
Man 1: I heard Lou went to Nairobi to see his girlfriend.
Man 2: Girlfriend? She’s going to give him the worst Kenyan Croissant imaginable!
Man 2: Girlfriend? She’s going to give him the worst Kenyan Croissant imaginable!
by Bubba n Ralph May 5, 2023
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Get the croissant emoji mug.When you are performing a skill, typically cheerleading skill but you are too soft and don't fully commit to skill.
When you're not fully committing to an athletic move and too puffy and soft with it.
When you're not fully committing to an athletic move and too puffy and soft with it.
*Skill fails due to lack of commitment:
Wow!! That was croissant, be sharper.
Don't be croissant, commit to the skill.
Wow!! That was croissant, be sharper.
Don't be croissant, commit to the skill.
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Come on sure we’ll ask the croissant beour where we can get trapes at this hour.
We may show the croissant beour the joints were after getting even though she didn’t know we were looking for them
We may show the croissant beour the joints were after getting even though she didn’t know we were looking for them
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