A Ben Conrad is typically a male that is blonde. His mother is probably a teacher, more specifically a math teacher. Ben Conrad is very very gay
by Bjorn_Booferwater April 24, 2023
Get the ben conrad mug.He’s a fat ugly cow who gets raped and railed by huge hordes of big black men like it’s plants vs zombies 2 dark ages, and whenever he sees a big perky black male he will latch onto their penis like a baby cow suckling on its mothers teet for sustenance, once finished with that, he has a tendency to wonder into his natural habitat (recycling plant) and once he’s in there he will find the most electric generating car battery possible and connect said battery to his huge Peperoni nipples and then turn it on and light himself up like it’s the 4th of July in 1989.
Another fun fact about this raging homosexual is that he has been known to conspire with sexual predators like Nathan fellows and adolf Hitler in his prime. The little goblin child is also an informant for the schools gestapo agency where he reports any none nazi behavior straight to his big perky sugar daddy mr khan.
The little creature who resembles the rake from popular creepy pastas is about 4,3 in height but also 4,3 in width because he does not stop eating huge amounts of big black penis. This diet is required to keep his natural physique of “huge ball of dough so he can Roll around like a fucking boulder”
Another fun fact about this raging homosexual is that he has been known to conspire with sexual predators like Nathan fellows and adolf Hitler in his prime. The little goblin child is also an informant for the schools gestapo agency where he reports any none nazi behavior straight to his big perky sugar daddy mr khan.
The little creature who resembles the rake from popular creepy pastas is about 4,3 in height but also 4,3 in width because he does not stop eating huge amounts of big black penis. This diet is required to keep his natural physique of “huge ball of dough so he can Roll around like a fucking boulder”
“Oh it’s Conrad over there, I hope he doesn’t connect his and my nipples to a Tesla model X car battery and shock me so hard I get sent back to day 1 of the Bronze Age because I wouldn’t really appreciate that in all fairness.
by Conrad hater September 28, 2023
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Get the Conrad mug.Conrad is a warrior with a heart of gold. He will brighten up any room with his amazing beautiful smile. He is kind, loving and compassionate. Conrad makes friends easily where ever he goes. He is a joy to be around and you just feel like your day got better just by being around him.
I felt really down today but then i met Conrad and it was like meeting a little peice of human sunshine. He is amazing.
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Get the Conrad mug.A boy who appears shy at first, but once you get to know him, he’s sweet, kind, and you end up loving (either platonically or not)
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