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competitive stalking

Competitive stalking involves 2 or more parties competing to stalk one's social media and trying to find out information on someone's life through social media. The winner is the one who finds out the most information within a certain timeframe. The profile being stalked is be a fictional profile which is set up by someone and cannot participate in that round of the game.
Want to play competitive stalking? Chloe will set up the profile while me and Yuna will be the 'stalker'!
by film divers August 7, 2023
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micturition competition

A nice, clever, and quite suitable-for-work way of saying pissing contest. Perfect for business meetings that degenerate into pointless arguments.
"Wow, Rod and Paul sure turned that discussion into a micturition competition."
"Gentleman, let's take a moment before this obvious micturition competition goes any further."
"If I'd known this meeting was going to turn into a micturition competition I'd have worn old shoes."
by BandageMan September 8, 2022
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The Unusual Competition

The best Object Camp on Discord where only the chaddest of chads habit (except cardy fuck you). The camp consists of 24 EPIC GAMERS that are battling for something idk man i forgor. Some of the more notorious epic gamers being Shapey, Sunday Static, Fungi, A, and of course, Bingus. trisdeez
hey ever heard of The Unusual Competition?
stfu jerry
by Juno i love you May 28, 2022
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The Unusual Competition

The Unusual Competition is the best Discord camp. EVER. Only the chaddest of chads compete in this camp, where if you lose (haha you suck), you face elimination where one of the contestants will get eliminated. Maybe two if the sigma host, Italian Milk, feels like it. Some EPIC GAMERS that compete are Diceman, Cosplayer, Spirit, Shapey, Lance, Limby, and especially and most importantly, Bingus (i love you bingus marry me). trisdeez
hey dude have you ever heard of the unusual competition?
stfu gary
by Juno i love you May 29, 2022
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Cock-sucking competition

when people gather men's dicks and see who can suck their cocks bettwer
avery: ben, i need your dick for the Cock-sucking competition
ben: u better win or else i will rail you
by mr.dongsucker March 19, 2022
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over-the-top competitive

When someone always wants to be the best or be on top of everything and everyone
Person 1 : Yo bro I'm better at skating than you!
Person 2 : Yeah bet

Person 3: omg he's like so over-the-top competitive!
by Humankiller16 February 2, 2022
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the international grape popping competition

A competition where women see how many male genitalia they can pop in 30seconds

The world record is 89!
Boy: The international grape popping competition is on on Friday and you going to go

Girl: No last time I got juice all over me
by Big_dick_kelly February 2, 2021
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