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Nasal Clarity

The feeling of both nostrils being open for breathing, this is an absolutely amazing, heavenly feeling to think about when you have nasal congestion, very under appreciated.
Oh my fucking god finally, my airways are open, I now got nasal clarity.
by Keklord Supreme December 27, 2022
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Post-Nut Clarity

a calm sense after ejaculation. usually an addictive feeling of relief.
"post-nut clarity has me doing it everyday."
by Noctone April 7, 2023
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Post-Cut Clarity

The realization after a haircut that you really are that nigga!
..: You still looking in the mirror?
....: Yeah, that post-cut clarity hitting rn
by wavymf December 18, 2023
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Conspiracy Clarity Paradox

As the severity of an internet conspiracy theory increases, the quality of its video evidence inversely decreases. This is often accompanied by dramatic music, excessive text, or unrelated imagery, meant to amplify the theory's perceived threat.
After spending hours trawling through a sea of UFO sightings online, John began to notice a trend, humorously coining it as the 'Conspiracy Clarity Paradox'. The more outrageous the alien encounter claims became, the poorer and more dramatic the accompanying video footage seemed to be.
by Spongebob Shit Pants July 6, 2023
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summer clarity

the growth of ones personal perspective and consciousness that occurs once entering summer; leading to general clarity and mindfulness
this year, summer clarity affected me quite positively . It brought upon a balanced individuality that shall stay with me throughout the year.
by whenshouldileave August 2, 2023
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Post Birthday Clarity

When you feel terrible after the decisions you made at your or someone else's birthday party.
Jerry: Ben yesterday at your birthday party, I ate a whole bunch of pizza and now post birthday clarity hit me hard, as I now have shat for 5 hours straight.

Ben: I did not need to know that
by Spoodigus November 14, 2022
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Post Music Clarity

Similar to Post Nut Clarity, Post Music Clarity is the sensation of feeling great sadness or dysphoria after listening to an upbeat song by yourself in an environment or time not suited for such a song.
Holy shit, I just listened to Disco Inferno at 3:46 AM and I am know starting to suffer the symptoms of Post Music Clarity.”
by #HOLYMEMER January 21, 2022
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