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Pascal's Breakfast

The act of cracking an egg into the the chosen orifice of your sexual partner, scrambling the egg via rigorous intercourse and having them squat over a hot pan releasing the egg and semen into the pan, than frying the mixture and feeding it to them.
I totally gave my wife a Pascal's Breakfast this morning.
by Free Martian May 31, 2019
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Danish breakfast

The act of eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack. Invented and frequently eaten in Copenhagen, but is enjoyed worldwide.

One typically finishes their Danish breakfast by wiping their mouth on a pubic hair napkin.

It is also traditional to burn off the meal's calories by filling and glazing the same ass from which the meal was eaten, hinting at the act's namesake.

This is not to be confused with "chocolate croissant," the act of rectal French kissing.
On Mother's day, Asbjørn cooked Signe's eggs but served her a Danish breakfast.
by Anal Patisserie December 26, 2020
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breakfast esports

A shit team that lost to Numbani warlords. Most egotistical team i have ever seen. Leader is a wet whip beta male
Me: You heard of Breakfast esports
Friend: Yeah they are trash
by Bxxcn February 5, 2021
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the breakfast club

The Breakfast Club has such a deep meaning, that you will never understand fully until you're in high school.
by seth_cohen_fan January 13, 2006
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truckie's breakfast

A black coffee and a siggie. In other words had no breakfast.
I had a Truckie's Breakfast today.
by Clayton Janes April 20, 2006
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redneck breakfast

fried egg sandwich, beer, Camel cigarettes, Rolaids
Billy-Bob, Joe Jim, Roy Boy, Johnny Lee, Bobby Lou, Lucy Mae, Billie Jean, Ma Hickoree, Jimmy John, Johnnie Sue, Billy Ray, Bud Lee and the preacher's son stopped at the waffle house in Bumfuck, Tennessee and had a good ol' fashioned redneck breakfast.
by Their 2nd cousin November 13, 2004
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Nevada Breakfast

In the game of craps, when you make a point, then promptly roll a 7 and wipe out the table, causing everyone to lose.
I bet the table max, and the bitch rolls a Nevada Breakfast and wipes me out!
by Nevada Jim March 2, 2011
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