birth rape

Being born against your consent.

I didn't want to be born, I was birth raped into existence.

by yes it's true July 3, 2022

Reverse Birth

A reverse birth (also know as Baby Dildo), is the act of pleasing a stubborn, unpleaseable woman, by taking a newborn and sticking it back into the vagina, inevitably giving her an orgasm.

"Dude, that bitch? Nothin' was gettin' her off. So I gave her a nice baby dildo and she finally appreciated what I was doing for her."

"I felt bad about fuckin' her man, you know after her husband died? So I figured I'd involve her kid, and I helped her reminisce. I totally gave her a reverse birth."

by ladiesman23 October 15, 2009

Birth Control

the act of using an alias for a one night stand

by h3l1x December 31, 2002

Birth giver

Not a good mother expects way to much she is not your mother or even part of your family to you she is a person who expects things from you but doesn’t care about you

Birth giver -
Birth giver “Where’s my Mother’s Day gift I’m your mother”
Kid “You don’t act like one”

by YesYouAreARat May 14, 2020

Ego Birth

The opposite of Ego Death. An Ego Birth is when a person, usually a (cis caucasian male) takes psychedelics, then proceeds to become more of an insufferable person than they were before. They often brag about discovering basic human empathy and understanding in their late twenties.

That guy definitely had a ego birth, he took acid once now constantly gloats about gaining basic human emotions.

by Kelseylou888 January 12, 2022

bum birth

The act of finally following through in the comfort of your bathroom following a long period of constipation. The feeling of joy mixed with a likely feeling of discomfort due to the build up of matter since the onset of constipation creates the strained feeling of childbirth from the rear. Usually followed by a feeling of weary elation that is once again similar to that feeling following the birth of ones child.

'I finally gave bumbirth today.'

by MollyGenevieve May 14, 2005

BIRTH OF ROME

When a ziplock bag is filled with booze, turned upside down, the corners are snipped off, and flipped over for two drinkers to suckle. Since you can't use your hands there is always a small melee being fought to control your teet and the probability of the drinkers soaking themselves and others is very high.

Results are best when the drinkers are shirtless and grappling.

Rodd:"Aww shit, John just filled a ziplock with half a fifth of Jim Beam..."

Everyone:"BIRTH OF ROME!"

Todd:"Shit. I guess I'm Remus"

Rodd:"Cool, I got Romulus"

by dr.zima April 15, 2007