Banana

A yellow fruit.

Also a type of pudding... A delicious pudding.

Used in a sentence: Anna Banana would like to hear "Venus" by Bananarama. Banana!

by Shawn Spencer October 29, 2006

Banana

not merely a "fruit", but also a herb and a berry.

by Bananaanna April 22, 2003

banana

A banana is onision in disguise

"IM A BANANA, IM A BANANA"

by nommyishere February 14, 2017

Banana

Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death. Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.

"Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Onision? Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler? Guy 1: *kills himself*"
"Guy 3: Bananas be crazy. Guy 4: *kills himself*"

by ShadowPuppyUD February 13, 2017

Banana

A word that makes me upset for looking it up (almost as upset as looking up pineapple)

Who the fuck doesn't know what a banana is?!

by SadGirl4885 June 19, 2018

Banana

A type of telephone and weapon. This classic instrument of distruction is used in comedies as "jokes" but in all seriousness is unstopable force. As a telephone, a user usuallly says the classic line, "yellow?" In place of hello. Nothing can stop it. We are all doomed.

*user picks up banana
Guy1: Yellow? Who dis?
Guy2: This is your father. Moms dead
Guy1: looks like you and me are going to have to split!
*laugh track plays
Guy2: wait how tf are you calling me on a banana?

by GhostToastBanana April 20, 2019

Banana

A radioactive yellow thing often found in a kitchen it’s almost as radioactive as your iPhone x so if you want to be cheap you can use the banana instead of the iPhone X. Gorillas are super Smart because they found their delicious radioactive taste before humans .

Man that banana was tasty

That banana be Poppin

Are you trying to flex by holding that iPhone x up to your ear

by I am super cool March 21, 2019