Albanian

A euphemism for anal sex. This is due to the high urge some people have to get it up the butt while on pleasure cruises that are passing near the Albanian coast.

Hey, babe. As the sun sets off the port side, what say we grab a handful of crisco from the galley and head back to the junior suite for a bit of the ole Albanian.

by xophere May 2, 2023

Being albanian

Going to studium generale, scanning your card to collect the mandatory points and then immediately turning around and leaving.

Why did you leave early? Are you being albanian?

by JJellie1 May 3, 2023

albanian bear

tough albanian male that will take anyone's girl and will fuck anyone up who gets in their way.

Yea i was at dinner with my girl and the albanian bear showed up and my girl got on her knees for him in a second.

by cacdog March 7, 2021

Hanging Albanian Meat

Showing one’s penis, particularly an older gentleman.

I walked into the locker room and old dude in the corner was definitely hanging Albanian meat.

by Bob lablah March 10, 2021

East Albanian Pipeline

(n.) The act in which you take a vacuum, and insert in said love ones asshole, removing the shit from their intestines and draining them entirely.

Dude, would you be interested in an East Albanian Pipeline?

by Bigwigglyjugger June 19, 2022

Albanian Mirror Selfie

Following a date when someone is third-wheeling, start having intercourse in front of the closet mirror and tell the third-wheeler to go home so that the two can watch themselves in the mirror.

We went on a date with a third-wheeler, and after at her place, I told the other guy to take an Albanian Mirror Selfie, and I kicked him out the door.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

fat albanian

an albanian that is named Dardan Demiri

oh wow look at that fat albanian over there!

by anonymous121212121 August 30, 2022