tim

One who is the pimp at every party, a huge badass, a gangsta, and a fucking liberal.

"yo, if being fresh to death is a crime its time for tim to see a jury."

by conservative rosebud sister November 6, 2008

tim

Technologically
Incompetent
Mother

A mother who, despite repeated explanations, still cant figure out how to use the television/stereo/computer etc etc.

Generally middle-aged and a source of great frustration to their technologically savvy partner/children

TIM: "How do I use this remote?"
Child/Partner: "Oh sweet Jesus....I explained this 6 times already in the last three weeks..."
TIM: "But its got lots of buttons..."
Child/Partner: "You're such a TIM"

by The_Bear June 28, 2007

Tim

A fake name for a lesbian fucktard

I meet this Tim last night and he tried to rape me

by Jerryricegum February 23, 2017

Tim

A funny guy who always laughs. He is most of the time attracted to woman with the name Linda. Its very weird.

Wow he's funny! What a Tim!

by Joffreyboy March 23, 2013

Tim

tims tend to be very controlling. They are very cocky and have a huge ego. They do have big dicks tho so that's a plus

Oh yeah, I dated a Tim once... the sex was good, but damn is he clingy

by Cumherern March 14, 2017

tim

Troubled Insecure Masterbator T.I.M

my name is tim and everything about this is true

by timmyferrdaddy April 14, 2008

Timmed

To be unwillingly violently slapped in the face by a throbbing cock.

Dude here's a napkin it looks like someone Timmed you.

by Maddmunkey October 21, 2015