by Tomsavage January 9, 2024
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Unpopular opinion: "Better than revenge (Taylor's version)" lyrics' change lacks anger, I need the rage!!
Unpopular opinion: "Better than revenge (Taylor's version)" lyrics' change lacks anger, I need the rage!!
TS: She is such a slut, I hate her!!!
Producers: But Taylor you can't say that, how else would you say it?
TS: I got it... *she's not a saint, and she's not what you think, she's an actress... whoooaAAAaaaaAAaa ...she's better known for the things that she does on the mattress WHOOOaaAAAaaaaa!!!*
Producers: Awesome, we begin recording "Better than revenge" in 3, 2, 1...
Producers: But Taylor you can't say that, how else would you say it?
TS: I got it... *she's not a saint, and she's not what you think, she's an actress... whoooaAAAaaaaAAaa ...she's better known for the things that she does on the mattress WHOOOaaAAAaaaaa!!!*
Producers: Awesome, we begin recording "Better than revenge" in 3, 2, 1...
by shushushushhhha January 15, 2024
Get the better than revenge mug.A period of time between 2 and however many days ago feels right but cannot be verified or recalled. Most frequently used to refer to a day that occurred within the past week.
by LicensedToMill February 2, 2024
Get the More than yesterday ago mug.When someone works little to no hours, slacks at work or is unemployed that person 'works less than Santa'.
"You have to pick someone to do the group project with, what about Matt?"
"Nah, working with him equals working in singleplayer, he works less than Santa Claus"
"I haven't seen him work a day in his life, he works less than Santa"
"Since the accident, he has been working less than Santa"
"Nah, working with him equals working in singleplayer, he works less than Santa Claus"
"I haven't seen him work a day in his life, he works less than Santa"
"Since the accident, he has been working less than Santa"
by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023
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by Sam is the loml May 14, 2023
Get the Cuter than the definition of cute mug.He big, tall pop out of nowhere scary someone you don’t want to mess with although he is just by himself mostly because he is shy get to know him and he is a good person who will do anything for a family or friends
Guy: Yo is that Than Tway he look like he could rip my head off
Guy: Don’t worry he is a good guy that’s what his friends say although I don’t believe them we should probably not make any trouble
Defined: Look like a bear on the outside but is a teddy bear inside
Guy: Don’t worry he is a good guy that’s what his friends say although I don’t believe them we should probably not make any trouble
Defined: Look like a bear on the outside but is a teddy bear inside
by Womanscaryme22561 November 21, 2023
Get the Than Tway mug.A way to describe a person who has taken too many drugs, smoked way too much weed, or drank way too much alcohol (to name a few) to the point where they are acting nothing like themselves or doing something crazy.
Person 1: Why is Person 3 attempting to jump a cornhole board on an ATV that’s smaller than he is?
Person 2: He’s higher than a kite right now.
Person 2: He’s higher than a kite right now.
by Kriskit November 21, 2023
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