Good hog day

When you wake up, or you look in your pants and your meat looking good, like a good hair day you know??

Guy 1 “This morning I woke up and took a piss, and it was a good hog day, girth on ten I tell you”

Guy 2 “oh it must be a late spring then huh?”

Guy 1 “dude that’s ground hog day”

by Skiiiiiiisisisi November 21, 2025

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Hog cranker

The person who catches the most hog fish

That boy Andrew a hog cranker

by Hogcranker33 December 15, 2025

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when you’re naked, tied to a tree in the woods, and your arms and legs are tied apart and your balls are also tied.

then, honey is poured on your balls and you’re abandoned so a bear can come and lick the honey off your balls.

my wife Mary made sure to give me the russian hog tie last night! the bear got a little too hungry and now i only have one ball.

by HotDragon57 December 26, 2025

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Crank the Hog

Passing up sex from your partner and telling her you’re going for a wank in the bathroom and not to come in. Also known as the Mitchell Adams

My Mrs was pissing me off so I so I decided to crank the hog instead

by ILoveCracky January 9, 2026

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Hog

A far-right faction overtly concerned with Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) initiatives and "wokeism." They believe society is losing its "manliness" and advocate for militaristic approaches and hyper-masculinity. Members are often characterized as insecure, reactionary, and generally unattractive men whose outrage serves as a coping mechanism for their perceived social irrelevance.

"That podcast was just a bunch of hogs complaining about DEI and how society doesn’t value 'real men' anymore."

by aspháragos January 28, 2025

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30-50 feral hogs

Referencing a post on Twitter in which someone asks "Legit question for rural Americans- How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 minutes while my small kids play?". In the original post, it was supposed to be defending gun laws. Now it is used as an expression when something says something improbable.

Person A: What if improbable thing happens??
Person B: What if there were 30-50 feral hogs?

by designatedtwink January 28, 2025

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