Flogging the Donkey

Winning at Poker. Specifically, placing in the money in poker tournaments where the competitors are collectively called "donkeys".

Girl: So what do you do?
Dude: Oh, I'm usually flogging the donkey every night...I'm netting about 120k.

by SupaSmallBalls III August 19, 2011

Donkey doodle

A turd that just specifically stands out from other dookies you’ve produced before.

Girlfriend; your farts don’t even smell that bad
Boyfriend; that’s not true, not when I take a donkey doodle.

by Rentmore March 19, 2023

Discord Donkey

When your friend sends pictures of his ass on Discord and you react to it with a pink heart

YO, Danniel really did a Discord Donkey last night

by Undertaleisforgigas March 20, 2023

Donkey kiss

When someone who is kissing you and overlaps their lips on top of yours and basically engulfs your lips with theirs, often at times sliming you with their saliva.

My date was such a bad kisser, he kept donkey kissing me. It was just nasty.

by Pseudo-smith June 17, 2018

Donkey Kong

A dumb stupid gorilla that is going to be extinct soon if he is not taken to a zoo in the Mushroom Kingdom

Donkey Kong: hooo hooo hooo!
Explorer: Huh!

by InterstateDriver January 22, 2019

Donkey Kong

A heavy fisted and heavy footed imbecile who throws everything. Often seen sporting an iPhone with a broken screen and destroys toys intended for children as a result of drunken antics or likes to rip out guitar strings without failure.

Jesus, press the brake pedal softly in this jeep, you're being a right donkey Kong.

by MikeSimpson1985 September 8, 2018

mammoth donkey

Large posterior, large backside, or a fat ass.

Look at the mammoth donkey on that hoe.

by donkeyhonky May 21, 2018