A virtual "reward" you can give someone whom annoyingly complains about situations in their life that either lack merit or they are doing so to derive unnecessary sympathy.
Person who is complaining: "I'm way pissed off man...my Dad is buying me a new BMW for my birthday when I specifically asked for a Ferrari!"
Annoyed Friend: "Wow...that really sucks. How 'bout I warm up the oven and bake you some f*cking Pity Cookies then!"
Annoyed Friend: "Wow...that really sucks. How 'bout I warm up the oven and bake you some f*cking Pity Cookies then!"
by Gold Frisch July 27, 2012
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It is four in the morning on a Wednesday and I have a paper due in just a few short hours, so I buckled down and munched a Motivation Cookie so I could win at paper writing.
by Ninth Floor Writers March 15, 2011
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by K-Camisado September 25, 2011
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A popular and highly suggestive dance move performed by a female during courtship, typically enacted on one or more sets of flattened cardboard or highly polished flooring.
"Oh shorty bustin out that cookie butter on the floor!"
see also: waxin' that mop stick
A popular and highly suggestive dance move performed by a female during courtship, typically enacted on one or more sets of flattened cardboard or highly polished flooring.
"Oh shorty bustin out that cookie butter on the floor!"
see also: waxin' that mop stick
by Mossy J May 29, 2023
Get the Cookie Butter mug.A character from a popular game called Cookie Run: Kingdom. They are a cookie. People probably simp for them. They're from the Creme Republic, a place in the game. Also, I made this because apparently no one else did.
by LavinderWanderer January 16, 2023
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Get the cookie boner mug.So if your not that full choc type, chip or ice cream dude and you prefer cookies the most (no matter if halfbacked,oat, crispy or even as dough) you probably need that kind of cookie m8 you share your dark sides desires.. even if it's just munching tons of cookies.. so it's actually a lot about that.. sure your partner can like cookies but eating with your cookie m8 is on a whole other term, since you got that easy going feeling as if some cookies would slide down your throat clinched in fresh milk. Mhhhm...
Cookie m8 are like those buddy's everything is actually easy going but when they get annoyed about sth they protect their m8s even if cookie or not like a lion mummy
Cookie m8 are like those buddy's everything is actually easy going but when they get annoyed about sth they protect their m8s even if cookie or not like a lion mummy
'Who was that unique authentic dude you shared your cookies with at that house party?
-oh you mean my cookie m8,well I'd like to tell you but you're not on his level.
What da...'
'you think we're like normal friends?-we are cookie m8s thats nothing to make fun of.?baaaka'
lets get some cookies on our way back home -dude don't you know.. I was waiting for you to come by so I bought them yesterday- you're a true cookie m8 i don't even know how i deserve this..cmn m8 these cookies wouldn't be as half as tasty when ate alone..
-oh you mean my cookie m8,well I'd like to tell you but you're not on his level.
What da...'
'you think we're like normal friends?-we are cookie m8s thats nothing to make fun of.?baaaka'
lets get some cookies on our way back home -dude don't you know.. I was waiting for you to come by so I bought them yesterday- you're a true cookie m8 i don't even know how i deserve this..cmn m8 these cookies wouldn't be as half as tasty when ate alone..
by AkNema November 21, 2021
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