I was backing off the dance floor when I accidentally bumped coconuts with a complete uggo who then thought I was trying to dance with him fml
by chick45674456 March 29, 2019
Get the bumped coconuts mug.person 1: Yo bro do you wanna buy this phone of me on paypal
person 2: Nah g i ain’t tryna get bumped
person 2: Nah g i ain’t tryna get bumped
by Sam sheffield April 8, 2019
Get the bump mug.It's that thing when one gay guy puts his testicles on another gay guys' penis. (From Saturday Night Live)
by Blazed_Dorito April 12, 2019
Get the Bumps on a Log mug.A large (or small) ball of dough creating a 1:1:1:1 mixture of crisco, whole wheat flour, sugar, and borax, designed to poison cockroaches through dehydration.
Hank: “Dude, what is this giant glob of
dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I
made this morning.”
dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I
made this morning.”
by SmallBoyJohnson October 12, 2019
Get the Bump Cushion mug.by JakePersonYT September 4, 2019
Get the SPEED BUMP mug.When you see a cutie with a booty that you wanna bump donks with; also a new fetish (or kink) where two or more people consecutively bump donks for like 20 minutes to get off.
Sentence 1: "Hey momma wanna bump donks tonight?"
Sentence 2: "My butt is sore from bumping donks with Chantelle last night, she's really good at bumping donks."
Sentence 2: "My butt is sore from bumping donks with Chantelle last night, she's really good at bumping donks."
by Dont.Ask.Again cx June 8, 2018
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