New York

The world’s best state. But please. Don’t call NYC “The Big Apple”. I’m not a Mets fan. It’s cloudy a lot though. Go Yankees.

Duke: Here’s the Big Apple!

And he was brutally murdered.

Please, just say New York.

by suite pee October 27, 2021

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New York

The city that never sleeps unless its taking a dump on you almost a quarter of the state got screwed out of unemployment and the governor is still using all the taxe dollars to harass more women

I want to go see New York Im a stupid tourist

by Gamer221 July 23, 2021

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New York Subway

When 2 dudes are cheek to cheek, and 1 shits in the other dudes butt, and they’re now sharing a single log, they become brothers.

Guy 1: Yeah he’s my brother
Guy 2: in what way?
Guy 1: We on the New York subway

by FuckGuyTheThird July 24, 2021

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Yorking

When you are riding someone's bumper real close causing great panic.

If thus car keeps yorking me I'm going to crash and die.

by Morg4n July 29, 2021

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New York Subway

When 2 dudes share a hefty log with eachother, and they become brothers.

Guy1: “Yeah man me and him are brothers now, it was that New York subway we shared”
Guy2: “damn man how big was it”
Guy1: “it was probably a good 8-9 inches of poo”
Guy2: “damn y’all are more then brothers, y’all are like spiritually connected”

by FuckGuyTheThird August 1, 2021

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